Super Semen

a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.

DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...

billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls

edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!

by my dick fell off09 February 14, 2019

satan semen

when a bunch of guys cum into a pot and boil it then proceed to pour it all over some girl and watch it boil her skin

hey guys i just met this girl and she asked if we could give her a little satan semen

by Bible thumper 6.66 July 16, 2020

Full-Bodied Semen

see: Full-Bodied Seaman.

You see the bitch? She wants to execute a full-bodied seaman on me. But she's too rank.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

slippin on semen

when you get caught doing something gay

“Bro he slippin on semen”

by Oldhag3 April 17, 2021

Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen

Why tf am i defining this

"Drink a gallon of gorilla's semen"

by imnothandicappedimretarded February 22, 2019

Semenophilia

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009