soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

soggy burtram

First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.

"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"

by Xwarm February 25, 2018

soggy high

When you get absolutely fucked off cannabis and he high is coming down and all you wanna do is nap.

Bro, I smoked some big ole doinks then 3 hours later I was soggy high

by Big D J November 26, 2017

Soggy mattress

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.

Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P

by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009

soggy nacho

soggy nacho meaning a moist or wet vagina.

while eating dinner marc and rachel were sharing nachos.the salsa made some soggy and thats how the word came about.

rachel was touched down below and this made her have a soggy nacho.

by marc and rachel July 31, 2010

Soggy Moggy

When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.

"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."

by lja90 November 1, 2009

soggy nacho

The act of being forced to lick another's dirty grundle.

Rich was bitching about something, so I gave him a taste of the ol' soggy nacho.

by Quadrokeith April 1, 2008