bunched up like a mini skirt

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.

"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"

by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg, f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma August 4, 2014

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.

Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell

You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018

jean skirt

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.

That jean skirt is looking fierce.

by Superman72419 December 24, 2011

battle skirt

What the Scottish people wear

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe

by Rin Asada August 10, 2020

SKIRT(tm)

Referral networking Sharing Knowledge Information and Resources Together.

I belong to a SKIRT(tm) group.

by dutchbroker2009 January 10, 2009