by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006
Get the bunched up like a mini skirtmug. a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma August 4, 2014
Get the blowing fairy dust up your skirtmug. 1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010
Get the what ever blows the dirt up your skirtmug. When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018
Get the Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!mug. A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
by DCLacoste September 19, 2012
Get the Skirts per stepmug. A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.
by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011
Get the bologna skirtmug. a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma March 24, 2014
Get the blowing fairy dust up your skirtmug.