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The Romanian Shuffle

Its when everyone looks left and a Romanian steals something.
Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.
by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011
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Stingray Shuffle

Shuffling your feet on the ocean floor to avoid the "pesky stingers" of aforementioned ray.
dude: Man, I just stepped on a stingray.
man: No stingrays are not aggressive.
twat: You should have done the stingray shuffle.
by daneisgay August 21, 2006
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awkward shuffle

when you notice someone you have slept with before they notice you, and scoot around and out of sight without being detected.
Just did the awkward shuffle in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid I hooked up with last weekend.
by death rabbit May 21, 2010
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muddbutt shuffle

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.
"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."
by O-bone April 21, 2007
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Argentinian Shuffle

A sexual position discovered in the 18th century. It consists of the male partner laying flat on his back while his female counterpart performs fellatio while rotating counterclockwise around his genitalia. The female partner may be required to maneuver over the male partner's body as she "shuffles." As the female partner moves, she will "meow" like a member of the feline family.
- "Hey baby, how about you give me an Argentinian Shuffle?"

- Zip

- "Meow"
by Argentina0005 September 5, 2011
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oliver shuffle

n. extremely gay type of jumpshot. usually accompanied by a three-to seven step travel.
1.Oh snap! Did you see that oliver shuffle?

2.First the oliver shuffle followed by the ballerina style rebound! Incredible!
by Andrew "analyzer" Johnson December 1, 2004
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schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.
by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012
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