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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
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Shopping cart

A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!
Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.
by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005
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Passive Shopping

Endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. Undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.
Saturday I suffered from 6 hours of passive shopping following my girl through town. It started quite OK with a hard on in a lingerie shop. It ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while I was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.
by Dietrich October 1, 2007
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bra shopping

When someone seemingly takes forever to make a decision, just like when women shop for bras. Someone who takes forever to make up his/her mind is a bra shopper.
by SYDtheROKR May 22, 2010
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Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.
Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"
by Ana Lee March 4, 2011
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Grocery Shopping

Any vacation to an undisclosed location taken for complete enjoyment and maximum relaxation.
Adam: Hey, if any of my friends come by, tell them I'm grocery shopping for the next three months.
by Scorpios August 21, 2008
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Shopping Cart

A Mitsubishi Evolution and Subaru STi Impreza.
Look @ the shopping carts w/ turbo that came stock so the idiot that buys it doesnt have to spend money on it.
by Ginger Bonehan March 13, 2008
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