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Jar of Shame

Jarius Shameus, also known as Conus Humilitus, is a jar that demands payment every time you fail. This payment may be made out in money, cookies, anything you find pleasant.
Fuckin Jar of Shame took my last free dollar. I need to do my damn homework every once in a while.
by Rebexxa October 28, 2010
mugGet the Jar of Shamemug.

Walk of shame

1. When you slept with a guy in his family's house only to wake up in the morning having to take the walk of shame for having banged and slept with their beloved family member.

2. When you wake up in a guy's bed to his parents barging into the room, livid and yelling the mother escorts you out the house as you are half dressed and full of shame.
Cara: "so me and joey snuck into his parents house to have sex, in the middle of the night. After we fell asleep by accident and woke up in the morning naked under the sheets to the entire family watching me in disgust. I had to take the walk of shame} past his whole family feeling like a slut till I uber'd home.
by Homebodie August 29, 2017
mugGet the Walk of shamemug.

Bin-Shamed

When the cleaner visibly (sometimes with an audible gasp) judges you by the contents of your office bin. Typically copious volumes of sweet and cake wrappers, energy drink cans and the occasional condom wrapper.
"I ate a whole tub of Celebrations at work today and was totally bin-shamed by the cleaner!"
by Patty O'Doors March 10, 2023
mugGet the Bin-Shamedmug.

shazam shame

The feeling one gets after discovering a song you are enjoying is by an artist you hate.
I had major Shazam shame when I found out that I was moved to tears by a Justin Beiber song.
by Elsabug October 5, 2016
mugGet the shazam shamemug.

Booze-shaming

When pussy ass bitches who can't drink as much as you can start to talk shit about your awesome drinking skills
"Bro, you drink too much booze for a normal human; I'm booze-shaming you."
by Colonel D March 22, 2017
mugGet the Booze-shamingmug.

The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.
After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.
by Local Twink January 1, 2023
mugGet the The Poop Of Shamemug.

woke shaming

woke shaming is when white people shame other white people for not being woke enough, resulting in silence or inaction, which perpetuates problems of racial injustice.

woke shaming between white people serves the narrative of "being part of the problem or not". It has absolutely nothing to do with the solution.

Example:
- you’re afraid to share information or ask a question out of fear of being met with a “well actually” response from your more woke friends
or:
- you share information with good intention without realizing your less woke friends will feel stupid (which they probably deserve to, but ask yourself- does feelings stupid inspire action and solution? Or does it just make you feel better about how woke you are??)
-someone asks you a question and the first thing you do is point out the problems in their logic/assumptions

Solutions:
-thank people for their questions, acknowledge their effort
-don’t be a “well actually” person. ever.
-repost/share information that perpetuates positivity and action/direction
-don’t look into the past at all. None of this “well you never cared before” or “I’ve cared all along” or “I care better or harder than you” bullshit

NOTE:
-if a POC makes you feel ashamed of your ignorance, IT'S OKAY. just listen and learn. The point is, whether or not shame or guilt is warranted as a feeling, it does not inspire action. Woke white people shaming other white people just makes it all about white people and guess what, IT'S FUCKING NOT.
“I posted the anti-racism reading list on my story, but then deleted, it after all the woke shaming I received from my friends who actually went to the protest”
by no justice no peace May 31, 2020
mugGet the woke shamingmug.

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