Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

Satan's semen

A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze

3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies

by Rumpleguy69 March 7, 2022

Semen Roach

a racial slur towards the Caucasian peoples.

A. you are nothing but a no good chink
B. well youre nothing but a god damn semen roach

A. what did you say
B. you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

Semen king

A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland

Look the SEMEN KING is back.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Semen Sauna

When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.

“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”

by Literally Batman September 9, 2023

Semen-Demon

A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.

Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.

by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022

semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.

Dude that bitch was a semen specialist

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022