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Small Business Saturday

If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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Saturday Night Outfitters

A place where dope dudes gear up for adventure.
Nicky went to Saturday Night Outfitters prior to his Mount Everest expedition in order to make sure he was the coolest dude there.
by sec fan 1999 July 21, 2021
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The 2nd Saturday of April

for the BOYS if you have a girlfriend then not today. if you have stuff to do, do it with the boys. If you don't have friends then ignore everything and take time on you.
yo The 2nd Saturday of April is gonna be lit asf 🔥
by 欠陥のある June 20, 2021
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Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
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Saturday Phatter Day

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."
by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013
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Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.
by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011
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Haha Saturday

A day where Karla and Cassidy Laugh alot.

Dear Drake,
ha i told you it was real bitchh. suck my left nut. no wait make it my right one.
love karla(:

Dear Drake,
Don't worry, you don't have to suck Karla's left. OR right nut. hahah. I love youu. (:
-Cassidy,
laughterrras hahah,. HA HA HA

Haha Saturday
by oy vey. November 22, 2011
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