When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
Get the Saturday night pork pie expressmug. When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.
by WTFisWrong March 7, 2019
Get the Sad Saturday Hoursmug. When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.
“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night
by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2019
Get the Sandy Candy Saturday Nightmug. Saturdays are for hot sex and even more fucking. You go out on a saturday and come back with one or even two girls to fuck! Eventhough you wake up on Sunday absolutely battered!
by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020
Get the Saturdaymug. by Lordandsaviorrathmann September 3, 2025
Get the Rathmann Saturdaymug. The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019
Get the Saturday the 14thmug. "ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
by 2harts March 1, 2017
Get the saturdaymug.