Another name for a booty call. Stands for Sex, Alcohol and Money(or marijuana) because thats the only time you see them is when you need one of those. Works especially well not to distinguish between a male or female individual around the opposite sex.
"What did you do last night?"
"Went to see SAM!"
"How was she?"
"We got drunk and screwed. Then I rolled out!"
"Went to see SAM!"
"How was she?"
"We got drunk and screwed. Then I rolled out!"
by Big Josh Stud February 25, 2010
Get the SAMmug. A somewhat attractive guy who can make you believe you're in love with him like that. And can make you belive he loves you too. All he really cares about is sex and nudes. In the end he's extremely untrustworthy and a back-stabbing cunt. He will leave you like that if you make one mistake and never want anything to do with you ever again. He never acts like himself in front of other people. He's too worried about being cool, and getting the douchebag's to like him. Yet he's so attractive. You should definitley stay away from all Sam's if you don't want your life to be destroyed. He's just too fake.
1.Stupid Girl: I love you Sam!
Sam: I love you too!
(one week later)
Stupid Girl: I love you Sam!
Sam: Stay away from me I want nothing to do with you ever again!
2.Brittany: Sam is so awesome and sweet when we text!
Ellen: But how does he act at school around his douche friends
Brittany: He's a total douchebag..
3.Emily: I trusted Sam to be there but he just left me when things got too hard.
Cami: He always does that. He can't handle anything
4. Sam: why did you send nudes to my ex??
Sam's friend: You said you didn't care about her anymore!
Sam: I lied! I just tell people that to seem cool.*crying*
Sam's friend: Just be yourself man. You act like a douche and I know that's not you.
5. Everyone that know's the good Sam: You're so fake.
Sam: I love you too!
(one week later)
Stupid Girl: I love you Sam!
Sam: Stay away from me I want nothing to do with you ever again!
2.Brittany: Sam is so awesome and sweet when we text!
Ellen: But how does he act at school around his douche friends
Brittany: He's a total douchebag..
3.Emily: I trusted Sam to be there but he just left me when things got too hard.
Cami: He always does that. He can't handle anything
4. Sam: why did you send nudes to my ex??
Sam's friend: You said you didn't care about her anymore!
Sam: I lied! I just tell people that to seem cool.*crying*
Sam's friend: Just be yourself man. You act like a douche and I know that's not you.
5. Everyone that know's the good Sam: You're so fake.
by dtjsyjffhg May 12, 2014
Get the Sammug. by dickpuncher420orthatguywhoxxx June 24, 2019
Get the Sammug. by Thatguy08 January 8, 2015
Get the Sammug. Sam is usually annoying. They like to shout in class. The girls hate him. The teachers sometimes like him.
Hi sam how are you
by Joneil June 6, 2019
Get the Sammug. Soft As a Motherfucker. Similar to the phrase going HAM you can use the phrase going SAM to describe someone or something that is not good. This works especially well if you are talking about a person named Sam.
by Alwind September 7, 2012
Get the SAMmug. by boomboombabyy October 23, 2011
Get the SAMmug.