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This phrase pretty much describes anything that looks, seems, or is cool in any way, shape, or form.
This phrase pretty much describes anything that looks, seems, or is cool in any way, shape, or form.
by Little Brown Brother December 9, 2010
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An attractive girl is usually accompanied by one or more of her fatter, uglier friends. Their primary role appears to be keeping guys from hooking up with her.
by Joey Jo-jo Jr. Shabadu September 26, 2003
Get the safety whale mug.An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.
Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.
A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!
by ma0sm May 26, 2009
Get the Safety Wink mug.A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007
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Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.
If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:
Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"
Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"
Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"
by Babs lover January 28, 2008
Get the Salty's Sneaks mug.The act of pulling money literally out of your ass, to use for the sole purpose of paying for birth control. So you can have sex with another person, with no protection, and not worry about getting pregnant outside of that 1% of the time.
by Jay Jay E September 13, 2010
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