sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 27, 2013

sacking around

a term used to describe waving ones ballsack in a figure of 8, usually used as a form of insult or sexual entertainment. Also sacking around can mean general messing around..

Lewis: guys no messing around because imogen's parents might be here, okay?
max: can we sack around?
Lewis: no pisswilly but you can sack around
max: :7
* max starts sacking around*

by Midget prawnography June 28, 2011

sack slide

1. An act within oral sex when the scrotum (sack) is licked continually up and down motion (sliding)

2. The act of travelling down an amusement slide on a sack

1. "I can make a guy ejaculate with a sack slide better than anyone else"

2. "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
"Heading over to Luna Park for the fun of a sack slide."

by Camicca October 7, 2011

hard sack

when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.

zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had a hard sack!!
theodore: mmm

by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020

hanging sack

When a guy doesn’t wear underwear under baggy shorts and leaves the house. Synonyms: going commando, free balling

He was hanging sack when he went to drop off mail at the post office and get coffee.

by Weedy Puffington June 21, 2020

Dot and Sack

When a man's penis is so small his genitalia can only be described as "A dot and sack"

Mackenzie: Nick was so small, I couldnt feel it. He had a dot and sack

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.

Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005