cunt rubber

one wishes to get that vookie in a desperate way. Also known as a try hard

Also just someone that is irritable and assholish/ petty

that dude was such a "cunt rubber" he stole from that man for no reason

Uh Becky joe was in my dms again hes acting like a cunt rubber

by HellokittyMassacre3 December 30, 2020

Rubber Baton

When a male dips his dick in hot rubber and lets it dry.

Bud, want to see my rubber baton?

by ThreeIdiots February 12, 2015

Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

Rubber fucked

Having sex with a condom on.

(Not having to worry about stds or pregnancy)

Duuudeeee, i totallly rubber fucked that ho last night.

by Somerandompersonyoudontknow June 28, 2011

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018

rubber paycheck

When your paycheck bounces because the company is broke as fuck

Who knew a company could be so broke they give out rubber paychecks

by adudl March 8, 2017

Rubber Prison

A slang term for condoms

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.

by JimHobbs August 13, 2016