by Rootmaster September 15, 2003

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.
by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.
"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."
by Jerkov and BOF November 5, 2009

When you see someone you wanna fuck but you know for one reason or another you'll never be able to. You wind up with 'root rage.'
You pay your rent on a Saturday and the receptionist is showing her cleavage , and you know you wanna fuck her , but you know that you'll never be able to. Now , when you go back and crack a beer with your mate and talk about it , its . "Man paid the rent saw this chick and now i got fuckin root rage"
by smokeyvic December 6, 2013

When a "city boy" wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted Chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the Walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.
Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.
Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.
"Did you see Mikes truck? It had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of Ricky rooted this weekend."
by Alabama firedragon January 24, 2016
