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(v.) To shut down and start again.
I need to restart my computer because it's ghey.
restart by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".
Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.
Retard Race by Maylain November 14, 2005

retardacon 

"You're such a retardacon!"
retardacon by Magusto May 20, 2008

retard strength 

Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves
Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!
retard strength by Jimmy May 13, 2005

retardando 

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.
retardando by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

fat retard 

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries
fat retard by dcs February 12, 2005