Mama's silk purse

1. The female genitalia, i.e. the vulva or pudendum.
2. A piece o' cunt.

"Mama's silk purse looks like it's leaking about this time of the month."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

Cookies in my purse

You're ready for sex.

You've got some sex built up inside of you.

"omg check out that guy"
*points at guy on beach*
"AHHHH COOKIES IN MY PURSE"
*tackle*

by HisMadgesty April 16, 2009

colorado coin purse

when two people are having sex and the guy is licking her ass. Then his tongue piercing gets stuck in her ass.

We were having a good time and then all of a sudden i gave her a colorado coin purse

by gingermuppin May 24, 2012

Rusty Coin Purse

To perform oral sex on a women when she is on her period.

Aye yo Bitch! May I use your Rusty Coin Purse?

by PussyAssFiend January 24, 2010

Mexican Change Purse

not just an ordinary change purse -- it is unique, crafted by the finest mexicanos in Des Moines, IO. choc full of sentimental value and grass. hand crafted leather from the skin of a toad. made with precision and with 17 minutes of toil by the guru of southwest Des Moines. so sacred that if one shall steal or say the name of said purse, they shall be tormented with a saturday detention at...DA DA DU...DEVON PREP!

(its name must not be spoken so i will replace it with "aspiradora") TOUCH THE ASPIRADORA, AND FACE MY WRATH!

by aspiradorA--aspiradorA---dos sabados para ted! April 19, 2003

Roast Beef Purse

The description of a females vagina that has been used to the point that the labia are unrecognizable and take on the form of roast beef. Considered to be one step beyond a ham wallet.It is possible however to have a ham wallet hidden within a roast beef purse... More commonly found in prostitutes.

"Damn, I nailed this 40 year old lady last night and she had a gnarly roast beef purse!"

by Michael Lee McDonald January 09, 2009

STINK PURSE

This is a word used to describe a dirty fanny or butt

Dude she had one nasty smelly stink purse on her!

by Rookdoggie July 13, 2008