Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks

Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"

by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020

puppy catfished

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.

“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”

by JW97545 April 29, 2021

Sweater Puppies

01.) The warm titties of a female

Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!

by IndustrialHaze September 29, 2008

puppy attack

when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.

My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.

by normnomnorm July 15, 2011

Sugar Puppy

When an older woman or man is kept by a wealthy younger man.

That young guy with the old guy must be a hooker. Nope, that sugar puppy is the one paying.

by csd1221 October 18, 2012