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Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”
by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020
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Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022
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Shrub Puppy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.

Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.
I’ll order a shrub puppy please.
by FatRob0t May 18, 2019
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puppy catfished

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.
“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”
by JW97545 April 29, 2021
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Sweater Puppies

01.) The warm titties of a female
Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!
by IndustrialHaze September 29, 2008
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puppy attack

when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.
My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.
by normnomnorm July 15, 2011
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Sugar Puppy

When an older woman or man is kept by a wealthy younger man.
That young guy with the old guy must be a hooker. Nope, that sugar puppy is the one paying.
by csd1221 October 18, 2012
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