when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).
That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008
Get the pumpkin sexmug. The stimulation, usually by hand, of one’s genitals for sexual pleasure; while simultaneously moving one’s bowels.
1)Damn, Nate! I just took the meanest dirty-pumpkin, and my thoughts have never been clearer.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
2)My girlfriend, Rouchel said she could hear my dirty-pumpkin through the bathroom door.
3)I’m not a fan of the dirty-pumpkin, I would rather a filthy-pumpkin.
by Snakeshit May 22, 2008
Get the dirty-pumpkinmug. After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.
by Sean1331 March 12, 2019
Get the Pumpkin buttermug. An invention by a fictional character known as "Yellow Face" engineered for "the best Jack-o-lantern experience"
by AnonymousP134$3 December 21, 2020
Get the Pumpkin 2.0mug. Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.
by juicedizzle November 8, 2011
Get the Creamy Pumpkinmug. by thatonekidonscratch October 26, 2020
Get the hungry pumpkinmug. A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.
Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"
Also can be referred to as a "Cock-Smack O Lantern"
by Stigglyz June 22, 2011
Get the Fuck Pumpkinmug.