Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023


A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.
by Flaggit February 3, 2010

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022

by #shellbell August 8, 2018

When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.
Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
by Max-501 June 2, 2025

The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate
Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
