Pseudo-random

A set of numbers that seem random but actually aren't. They are predetermined by a computer algorithm that is explicitly designed to generate the most random of the random, if that makes any sense.

The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.

So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.

You'd use a pseudo-random number generator for dice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 01, 2021

pseudo-sophisticated

Adjective
1. Pretentious
2. That piece of writing you had to edit in your creative writing discussion that was written by an emo with a thesaurus fetish and unresolved daddy issues.

"Damn, what did I just read? Rory, that was so pseudo-sophisticated. There so much unnecessary drama!"

by fadingphilosophercollection November 13, 2019

Pseudo-cheering

Used by people who falsely cheer on other people to benefit themselves.

Johnny: "Dude, you can totally forge a fake ID. I believe in you!"

Bill: "No man, I'll get caught! Plus, you're just pseudo-cheering me on because you want me to make you one."

by Christopher Davez August 02, 2012

Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification​

The sensation of enjoyment you get when you walk into a grocery store out of the heat into it's air conditioned freshness and you feel so good you go and lay down under the misters in the produce section.

Wearing only my Snoopy boxers and a propellorcap, I rollerbladed into the store for a refreshing session of Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification​.

by NukeaBooty July 23, 2011

pseudo-fetish

A hobby carried out to the point of resembling a fetish.

A: Those star wars fanboys are nuts.
B: I think they have a pseudo-fetish.

by subutai July 08, 2010

Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

by His lordship and mr handsome September 06, 2024

Pseudo-Boomer

Someone who uses social media to portray themselves as a boomer to troll or start drama.

Quit being a pseudo-boomer and touch some grass.

by Kate Blanchet lyco September 14, 2022