Professional

Some crazy ass Nigga who doxxed me

Professional is his own government

by Skylar P Berwart April 9, 2025

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

by Time_Roll February 24, 2024

Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.

"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.

He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.

by C Clark June 30, 2021