Post farm

(noun) On forums, any topic in which people post for the sake of increasing their post count, post farms often go unnoticed as people will post something which looks like they have something to say on the subject even though they are saying the same thing as everyone else.

Person 1: Have you seen the latest quiz topic?

Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?

Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.

by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009

Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.

Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020

Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national

(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting

by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008

post-nineties

(adj) describes a music genre which mimics the codes of 90s' rock'n'roll (irony, detachment, reverberations, lo-fi production) in the years 2010'...

Dude, that new Tomorrows Tulips is so post-nineties

by stillinrock June 6, 2016

post bait

A Facebook post with a headline stating" Amazing", or "You won't believe what happened next!", enticing you to click the post to read the story.

I hate Facebook post bait.

by joewebster July 22, 2014

Posting a Seven

On democraticunderground.com, during the summer of 2009, Seven Gay posters were banned within a 24 hour period for the crime of disagreeing with Obama administration policies. One member (after the original 7 were banned) got banned for just posting the number 7. This time has been called the Great Gay Purge of 2009. As a result, at least 23 long time members were banned from the site.

Posting a Seven is posting something deliberately to be banned from a message board.

"I don't blame you for not posting a seven, since you have a huge target on your back.

by KitchenWitch August 25, 2010

Lamp Post

A tall, thick, black pole like figure, usually supporting some sort of light source, such as a bulb; don't worry, it isn't sexual.

Did you see that tall lamp post? It looked a lot like a dick.

by _Barb November 5, 2016