Plum

Also know as a fat little man with hairy cheeks and an ugly face who likes young ladies and ugly foreign woman

“Jesus Adam leave that young lady alone your turning into a plum”

by Jessica Bolger January 22, 2019

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016

Plum

To bone the ever loving life out of someone. typically refers to performing a sex act on another parties holes. To "Plum someone" is to fuck someone animalistically and without much care or discretion.

"I'm gonna plum that ass shawty"

by Brodman585 September 3, 2025

plum nelly

Plum Nelly- denoting the relative distance between to locations, especially if that distance is, great, expansive, or far.

When the passenger gave the cab dispatcher their address, the dispatcher's response was, "You live in plum nelly. Plum outta the city, and nelly outta the state."

by Big Less 64 May 11, 2024

Plum

A hot person who is really cool and fat!

Your names plum? Great! Now I can openly call yu fat.

by my name is yeeter boi October 29, 2019

PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018