pitaette

A female Pain In The Ass

She's such a pitaette

by WHEELS81 November 22, 2017

pistastrophe

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!

Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!

by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

Pitta

It is when someone is really really super duper pretty

Your really Pitta, Roses!

by Marspott May 3, 2018

pita

pain in the ass

I sat down one day, and realised i sat on a butt plug, hence the word pita (pain in the ass)

by buttplugsannonymous January 28, 2018

pita

pain in the ass

karen: ugh my boyfriend won’t stop texting me he’s so annoying

Michelle: oh my gosh karen you’re such a pita

by siggybiggydiggywiggy May 26, 2018

Pietate nec Praedae

Often associated with Aeneas in Vergil's Aeneid, this Latin phrase translates to "Duty not Booty," and can be used when telling someone to not be distracted by a love interest, but rather to get their work done instead.

Paul: Dang, I'm gonna go out with Trish tonight, she is looking hot.
Tim: But don't you have work?
Paul: Screw work man!

Tim: Just remember Paul, Pietate nec Praedae.

by MJ4300 May 27, 2018

PITA

Pain In The Ass

Me: *does anything*
Mom: you’re such a PITA

by Fluffyfloofers June 2, 2018