Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

Sloppy Pilot

It is a blumkin on a plane, that is...getting a blow job, in the bathroom of a plane, while taking a dump.

"The best blumpkin I have ever received was one time, i got a sloppy pilot."

by FilthyRich1989 October 29, 2022

pilot the dune

According to legend Pilot the Dune referst to a French wartime firefighter pilot named Pierre LaDune. As a firefighter pilot, his main duty was dropping water on fires. He was known as Pilot: LaDune, or Pilot the Dune, if you will. Whenever he would drop water to extinguish fires he thought of it as "raining", and when it rained, he felt love. Stoner rock band Slo Burn based the title and theme of their song 'Pilot the Dune' on Pierre LaDune.

"It's hot in here. I'd love to rain like Pilot LaDune / Pilot The Dune."

by Prizefighter December 09, 2016

Pyro Pilot

Pyro Pilots, people who fly the pyro, a jet from GTA V Online.
Pyro pilots are also extremely gay, most like men. P.S if you fly it your gay (nothing wrong with liking men but you like men)

That dude is a pyro pilot careful, he also likes men

by NekoMikoYe February 04, 2022

Amateur Pilot

Another name for one who is middle eastern.

As a man with a turban walked by he screamed "Run for your lives its an Amateur Pilot!"

by Urban Informer May 29, 2007

Dick head Auto-Pilot

When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person

People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot

by LoverofDilfs July 24, 2023

pitch you on a pilot

“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

by Hart rob April 20, 2024