shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

miss piggy

a veiled way of calling a lesbian a DYKE

“oh she’s such a miss piggy”

by clarissaisapsychic October 29, 2023

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 07, 2019

Piggy Pie

A person who likes to eat alot, but still is cute. In other words, a cutie pie who likes to eat alot, a piggy pie.

This girl likes to eat alot, but damn she is so cute! What a piggy pie!

by Sweet&SourSeptember September 17, 2017

Piggy Moth

Piggy moth is someone who works within the porn industry and likes to oink & buzz around like an annoying dusty youth! Piggy moth is life!

Oh look at that piggy moth in the car acting like the badman that he's clearly not

Bare dusty piggy moths round my ends bruv

by zoelouise April 26, 2021

Take the piggy to the market

When you stick one of your toes, preferably starting with the pinky toe in a woman’s vagine

imbheading over to Jenny’s tonight and all I want to do is take the piggy to the market!

by goochdaddy757 October 23, 2018

little piggy bun

When he a guy has a micro penis and it’s uncircumcised.

OMG Becky he had a little piggy bun.

by MsMiraya February 23, 2018