When a guy and gets that shockwave of horiness from something and it feels like you have a pussy and it’s getting wet.
They’re so hot every time I see them my Phantom Pussy starts tingling.
Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch
Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch
by Femby February 13, 2021

An imaginary bug that your mind creates when your hair slightly touches your arms or neck, creating the feeling of bugs crawling on you.
by Kp1111 July 28, 2011

Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.
Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
by vennic18 January 6, 2012

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.
the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.
Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!
Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!
Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!
Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.
by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009

i was sitting in english and looked over towards my buddy barry white and whispered ''i got a phantom semi man''
by rtard-dan January 16, 2011

To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.
by Caligula May 13, 2005

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.
by Dan Haber December 3, 2005
