When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
by Ben. G. September 23, 2019
In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
by logicmoo January 16, 2018
When a guy takes his dick and sticks it into jar or peanut butter puts the peanut butter back into the cupboard. Then sticks his dick in the girls pooper. Then the girl licks off everything!
"hey baby want to do the peanut butter cup tonight"
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D
by MetalPheonix December 13, 2007
When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
by Daeric May 07, 2008
mike:i feel bad for the guy on locust team.
team: why
mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub
team: why
mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub
by The Entity628 October 31, 2008
when you eat three table spoons of jiff peanut butter (reduced fat) then suck an erect penis, until it release a milky substance to wash the peanut butter down.
I ate three table spoons of reduced fat jiff, and had no milk to cleanse my pallet, so i gave my boy friend a peanut butter beej
by mileygurlkillpoprawrz March 09, 2011
A sexual act when the girl puts peanut butter all over the guys penis and asshole and then licks it off. Can also be preformed with other foods such as whip cream, chocolate, etc.
Yo dawg that hoe over there gave me a peanut butter schfinkter last night!!!
Dude did that bitch give you a peanut butter schfinkter?!?!
Dude did that bitch give you a peanut butter schfinkter?!?!
by Jlevitt95 March 19, 2010