brad parker

asshole who kicks you in the face doing a handstand
brad parker kicked me in the fucking face
by d $$ May 23, 2010
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jurassic parker

A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.
A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.
by Henley July 28, 2007
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Parker Cazier

This really cute and crazy kid. He's kind of full of himself, but he has this innocence about him. It sometimes pisses me off. But then he says something that makes it better. When he hugs me, I don't want him to let go. My heart beats about 100x faster when I think about him. Of course, though, he's a player.. but he's still like, the sweetest. Oh, did I mention cah-yute? Cause he is. Anyway, he has a girl . Yeah , shocker. My friends say I'm crazy, but I fell for him, out of control.
"Hey, who's that guy? He's cah-yute!"
"That's Parker Cazier.. I really like him, but he doesn't realize it."
by ilikecake.101 September 06, 2011
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Francis Parker

A bad school with, shall we say, loose girls and bad parties.
"Dude that party was bordering on Francis Parker bad"
"Yikes it smells like Parker in here"
by aksj2349u-0384 April 30, 2013
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Cynthia parker

A young woman who is so sweet, kind, funny and relatable with all her fans. Cynthia always keeps it real and that’s what people love about her .
Person: omg you know that pretty tiktoker?

Me: cynthia parker

Person: yeah omg she’s amazing
by ccynthiaparkerrr May 04, 2020
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Parker O

A fagget ass fagget who is a fag at life and his friends have bigger dicks than him
Person1 : Wow that kid is a Parker O!

Person2: Yea and his penis is smaller than Nathans!
by bigdick91 December 30, 2010
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