parker lewis 

(1) a guy who can not lose.
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"

"Not a problem"

parker lewis by kegdude May 26, 2004

Parker Poop 

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

Parker Poop by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

parker style

Wearing clothes inside out in order to make a fashion statement

Wow... he's so cool! He's wearing that sweater parker style

parker style by the barrister December 19, 2010

Parker Tille 

The most amazing guy you will find! He is kind of a bad boy but he has a sweet heart! He normal likes blond haired girls! He is very athletic and does sports like Football and Basketball.

Girl 1: I heard Parker Tille is single!

Girl 2: Omg, I want him so bad!

Parker Tille by Avalynnreese October 20, 2019

parker girl 

One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.

Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.

parker girl by pcs2009 April 25, 2008

parker lemus 

An amazingly beautiful MMHS c/o 03 graduate. Who has awesome hair and a perfect nose.

See: attractive

PARKER LEMUS = hot sex !!!

parker lemus by MYSTERYSECRETHIDDEN ! February 23, 2004

parker cop 

a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.

i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"

parker cop by dantes44 September 30, 2008