Panda-point

A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce

Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!

Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!

by theone0312 April 14, 2010

panda bear

a shy guy that is undeniably HOTT.

My boyfriend's a panda bear.

by natalie March 6, 2005

panda man

A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.

jeremy panda man

by distruction jr February 17, 2010

the inverted panda

when a man ejaculates in a circular motion around the eyes of a colour man to provide the look of an inverted panda

OMG what happened to your face

its called the inverted panda or samad

by The happy punk February 19, 2010

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 10, 2009

virginity panda

A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.

That girl is a total virginity panda.

by Miasaurous December 22, 2013

The panda squad

A whole bunch of cute animals in one place. Including Lucy, Nora, Pucket, Diesel, Leroy.

Wow, the panda squad is very cool.

by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016