landing pad

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.

My girlfriend has a sweet ass landing pad.

by boobookittyfuck February 09, 2005

Pad Thai

A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:

1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now

This works with really any food but especially old pad thai

Yea man we had a great time I fed her some pad thai last night

by blufalufagus April 21, 2011

Pad Slapping

The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.

Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas?

by Pad Slapped April 26, 2019

Sugar Pad

A place where the elderly go to have sexual intercourse with both younger and older people.

James why don't we go the neighborhood Sugar Pad and get some aged ass.

by boobs adlkfjas;dfkjasd;klfj;as February 20, 2013

Pound Pad

The area above the vagina that is soft and puffy so you can pound that bitch.

Her pound pad was kind of hairy but also squishy so I'm not sore even though I destroyed that pussy.

by Pad Pounder July 20, 2014

Lily pad

Stuff that frogs hop on

Person 1: Oi man did you see dat Lily Pad over dere m8?

Person 2: Ya I think dat froggie was hoppin all over it!

by bumm_y May 24, 2020

Shin Pads

Devices used strictly to do one thing. Get pussy.

James got hella tang using his shin pads.

by Smash me May 01, 2015