by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005
Get the landing padmug. A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:
1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now
This works with really any food but especially old pad thai
1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now
This works with really any food but especially old pad thai
by blufalufagus May 12, 2011
Get the Pad Thaimug. by boobs adlkfjas;dfkjasd;klfj;as February 20, 2013
Get the Sugar Padmug. The internal (NOT EXTERNAL!) electronic attenuation of radio frequency signal present at the input of a fiber optic transmitter expressed in dB (decibels).
by tersekie January 25, 2011
Get the Pad setmug. When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.
I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.
by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020
Get the Lily paddingmug. The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.
by Pad Slapped April 25, 2019
Get the Pad Slappingmug. by MyFreddie22 June 7, 2016
Get the li-padmug.