chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.

Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc

by RedditorsAreMidwits March 1, 2023

Fish Online

When a person catfishes another person that is interested in the fake identity online.

Joe: Wow look at the hottie I met of Tinder!
Bob: Oh Joe, it's just another fish online!

by im-in-marching-band-so-im-dead December 16, 2019

Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

chronicly online

Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.

"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."

by I.luv.sharks101 November 29, 2022

vodka online

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks

What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??

by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015

technicity online

Technicity online, a game based off the game "Zelda" online, but a lot better. Technicity Online is an RPG game with , magic, quest, basing, and more.

bro, come play technicity online with me. we can fight 1v1 using our magic skills.

by yoahi May 21, 2017