chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.

Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc

by RedditorsAreMidwits March 1, 2023

online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.

Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".

by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014

Iris Online

A gpotato mmorpg, based around the tarot and gypsys.
Has three races; Humans, Elves and Hybrids.

Person 1: Hey! Guess what? I just found a new game to play!
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: It's called Iris Online.
Person 2: Oh, ok.

by Inky-paws May 7, 2011

Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.

Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today

by AshiJ July 16, 2020

vodka online

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks

What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??

by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015

chronicly online

Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.

"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."

by I.luv.sharks101 November 29, 2022