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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 16, 2023
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Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.
Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc
by RedditorsAreMidwits March 1, 2023
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Goliath Online

Quote originating from the original StarCraft upon the construction of a Goliath. A versatile killing machine equipped with anti aircraft missiles as well as marine-like rapid-fire capability for ground combat. Excellent for holding chokepoints.
by nickjamesbtc June 24, 2022
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Online Gangsters

People who nonstop try to insult people online with out being able to do it in person
Online gangsters are annoying and runaways.
by veggie103 December 2, 2022
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online generation

The online generation is made up of those born on or after the first iPad was released on April 3, 2010. These are persons who have been brought up, socialized and educated primarily by online video and audio content. They have engaged with the world online daily from the moment they could press a touch screen, depress a key on a keypad, or speak a voice command to an online electronic device.
She was born as one of the first of the online generation and was raised primarily by her ipad, having learned how to speak, read and do basic math online. By the time she started nursery school she had 480 facebook friends and was playing games with children in Italy and Scotland.
by Jimbar August 9, 2017
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Fish Online

When a person catfishes another person that is interested in the fake identity online.
Joe: Wow look at the hottie I met of Tinder!
Bob: Oh Joe, it's just another fish online!
by im-in-marching-band-so-im-dead December 16, 2019
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vodka online

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks
What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??
by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015
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