Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010
When an overweight woman attempts to look attractive by wearing tight yoga pants that are a bit too short.
The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.
This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.
This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.
This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.
This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
Douche example:
*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!
In a conversation:
Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.
Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!
In the street:
Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.
*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!
In a conversation:
Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.
Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!
In the street:
Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.
by Lardladtheturd October 03, 2014
An unreliable appendage found on males of upright-walking species. More prolifent in warmer areas, especially in the native tribes of Africa, this appendage is not often used for mobility. The original third leg lost its foot in a shoe thousands of years ago and now all later third legs constantly search in shoes for the long-lost foot. The third leg becomes excited when it approaches the shoe found in between the legs of the female of the species, or the boot found on the posterior end of either the male or female of the species. The leg pokes around the shoe or boot looking for its lost foot, and culminates its search by spewing its tendons into the shoe or boot, trying in a last-stitch effort to reconnect the foot.
In prison, the larger males spend most of their time searching for their foots with their third leg for hours among other inmates.
by Dub P January 10, 2007
Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet
see also beetle bonnet
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
Stupid dance, performed mostly by tools who think it's the shit. Give it 6 months max before everyone realizes how moronic it is, if it's not outright forgotten because of the hype of the next shitty-ass throw-away dance move - the kind that will embarass your children in 20 years.
*Kid's 16th birthday party, cue music*
Boy: Omg, dad, wtf you doin?
Father: The Stanky Leg!
Boy: (dies inside from sheer humiliation)
Boy: Omg, dad, wtf you doin?
Father: The Stanky Leg!
Boy: (dies inside from sheer humiliation)
by Kappu February 20, 2009
a firearm, ie., old western 6 shot revolvers. shaped like a part of a hogs leg. slang for a pistol, western style
by Anonymous October 22, 2003