by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019
A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.
by Scotty Nice December 12, 2020
"LOL. Did you just dumb-push again? It's a laptop screen silly, not an iPhone/IPad!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"
by kittydisco August 24, 2015
To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.
Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.
Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.
Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.
Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.
by Pegship August 02, 2020
Push Model - A model who knows that he/she is not a model and we all know that he/she isn’t a model, yet, they continue to press the issue by paying for and/or doing photoshoots and posting them on social media, as if it were a real shoot for something real.
All she does is “Photo-Shoots” with unknown photographers, post them to social media and calls herself a model. She is such a push model, pushing her wish to be a model on the innocent public.
by MC Skankaholic August 09, 2017
Employing ever more adventurous techniques for a gain no right-minded person (RMP) desires. Especially of hipsters in their quest to obtain negative attention.
RMP1 "Did you see Coleridge has taken down his beard garden?"
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."
by panaphobe July 19, 2014
by dicksucker432 January 22, 2022