stay off my lawn

The stereotypical, comic portrayal of irritable, older people.

His reaction to hip hop music is stay off my lawn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

get off my lawn

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

by RevWaldo August 02, 2008

lawn mower joke

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

by Colbath December 21, 2014

Mowing other people's lawns

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.

Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!

by whoami0325 March 25, 2011

North Dakota lawn mower

When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth

George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy

by typical tyler July 30, 2008

Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.

Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"

by The Hodge February 08, 2006

Get Off MY Lawn

(1)-Interjection- For an old person to yell, bicker, and bitch at you to get off his piss-yellow lawn.

"Hey you rascals! Get the fuck off my lawn!!!"

by Rage April 24, 2003