diddy fastpass

A diddy fastpass is the act of exchanging your body sexually for career success or notoriety.

His success seems unwarranted, he definitely got that diddy fastpass!
She grabbed a diddy fastpass, no reason she is famous like this for nothing.

by Bills Bible June 25, 2024

No Diddy

No Diddy is a phrase used when someone says something that sounds a little gay but in reality doesn't have anything to do with homosexual activity. Similar to the use of "No Homo" or "pause". This phrase has become popular because of the Musician P Diddy's crimes in 2024 in his "Diddy Parties" where he got extremely freaky and is speculated to have participated in activities with and around men.

P: Hey did you play tennis with Jamal yesterday?

Didler: Yes I did but his balls were really large for no apparent reason.

P: ...

Didler: No Diddy.

by E Li the explainer December 10, 2024

Diddy

A peodophile, a nonce

they posed as a kid online and lured a diddy to the park toilets and a gave him a good kicking

by crazy joe 456 March 12, 2025

diddy friend

A fair-weather friend who is only interested in you if you have money, prestige, or fame.

Dude's just a diddy friend. Minute my cash is gone, he's outta here.

by Redneckmama February 6, 2008

Sure Diddy

When someone is guilty of something that Sean Combs would do, meaning anything

Person 1: Hey, is it true Peter plowed his mom so hard he broke her back?
Person 2: He sure Diddy

by BrapBrat December 10, 2024

P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024

Diddy-up

a piked push-up with your ass up and out surrounded by big black men with each completed diddy up being a backshot by each man

(Must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)

shut up nigga drop down and give me 25 diddy-ups or I sentence you to 3000 years of diddy-ups

by kkvanii April 27, 2024