oklahoma cellar

The act of two people farting into each other's butts at the same time

Tina and Earl decided to take their relationship to the next level by trying to complete the rare Oklahoma Cellar

by LarryII March 24, 2017

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

oklahoma reach around

When a male shoves his penis so far down a persons throat that it comes out the ass of that person, allowing the male to give himself a reach around

I got so mad that I gave Jordan an Oklahoma Reach Around. That’ll be the last time he talks trash

by Penetrator69 November 25, 2017

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

Oklahoma Joe

Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may

"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"

by Ollieverrr November 23, 2020

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

Oklahoma Proposal

When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.

"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."

by Eeeee January 26, 2021