drunk funk

to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted

She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.

by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

g funk

Methamphetamine or meth the g is for glass

i been up for days off that g funk

by ceazer December 28, 2007

junk funk

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy

(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!

by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005

funk girl

A girl who prides herself on one night stands, hookup girl,

I met this funk girl from tinder, meet her at a hotel.

by Layinback September 14, 2017

Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."

Phish really brought the cow funk on that Black Eyed Katy

by aybesea April 18, 2018

faking the funk

When an upper or middle class person suddenly becomes hard around the presence of colored or lower class individuals.

Winthrop: Why is Regebald talking so oddly?
DuPont: Oh, you know how we gets around black people, talking like he's ghetto and faking the funk.

by alecb June 25, 2007

Funk puss

Smelly, nasty, stank, woofin puss. If funk or any of these words describe what's happening down there, you(yo girlfriend, wife, the little "innocent" asian girl that sits next to you on the train, whoever) need to go to the doc to get that sh*t drained or something. JESUS LAWD!

Charlie: Yo, that chick got some strong ass funk puss.

by Nowoofinhea October 8, 2009