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Normaling

Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.

The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.

Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:

Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.

Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
I don't know about Wes, dude. His normaling on the bus today was off. He kept staring at people, and it was making everyone uncomfortable. He gives off ex-band kid vibes.

Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.
by DanTheWan December 19, 2021
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Normal

Normal is a common synonym for "cis heterosexual".
John is normal, he is cis and heterosexual.
by PUTOSUBNORMAL March 5, 2023
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Normal friends

Three words, Roblox sex, confusing friends, confusing yourself and mixed emotions, also colours, a lot of colours.
She is pretty, I would like to be Normal friends with her
by Balake CostaRica January 19, 2021
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Normal Facing

Going from dying of laughter right to your normal face, whilst saying normal face in the process.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnormalface. Normal facing.
by DreckTheSwiss April 1, 2010
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Normality

Normality is a state of being developed by a group of old people who did not fit in.
Mom: You can't be an artist when you get older. You should be happy taking over your father's business. Normality is the status quo in this household!
Son: And that's why I'm moving out!
by DoiruK February 25, 2022
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Normal Stress

In engineering school: the back-breaking amount of homework assigned each night.
Engineering Student 1: "I can't handle this homework. I'm about to reach my yield strength."

Engineering Student 2: "That's only 10 hours of work...It's just Normal Stress."
by MechE March 17, 2012
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normalize hot and sexy

Basically.....me...😁🖕......I’m the normalized hot & sexy 😐
Ugly bitch 1: Did you see Zamora?????
Ugly bitch 2: Right?! She looked hot & sexy! No one has ever done that before......we should normalize it!
Ugly bitch 1: YEAH!

Both uglies: NORMALIZE HOT AND SEXY!!!
by Zamoraisverysexy January 13, 2021
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