Noah

A guy with a big slong

Yeah noah

by Mbvdyhb October 3, 2017

Noah

Gamer of all gamers, Noah is chicken nugget king. Noah also is the ruler of all dad jokes ever.

Noah is just... Noah.

by randomguy372 December 23, 2021

Noah

a girl who has a boy's name

noah is a girl

by moksha kadali February 12, 2018

Noah

A retard that goes to school who thinks he’s the leader (A terrible leader) he will just act just like his “fake friends”and yeah his “fake friends” pretend their his friend. They hate him!! He can be very mean and think he’s soooooo cool.
He’s the worst person to ever live. There is only one Noah like this and he lives somewhere in Asia. What a fucktard!!!!

“Noah is just such a great person”

by ItzMe123Yeah March 2, 2018

Noah

A name only given to fat little men with man-titties, with a huge attitude, and know for his excessive use of the word bitch.

See that short guy over there, he looks like a noah

by IM,SPED.INC August 27, 2020

Noah

Noah is closely related to the form of amohibian called a squirell. He had amazing abs and is in love with many ppl. Get wrecked bro.

Noah.

by Thuglife123 January 29, 2018

Noah

Someone who wears high top pumas and finds girls with braces highly attractive. He also enjoys self fellatio as well as touching himself at night.

That guy we met at the bar last night is such a Noah. His shoes really made it obvious

by JasontheBean January 3, 2015