nub stick

1.the sword weapon on halo 2, often called the "nub stick" by people who are repeatedly beat down by sword campers

2. a person who has the sword and cannot kill an opponent in close range

3.a smack talk remark when a person is killed with a sword: OOO u just got nub sticked!!

1.player 1 was beat down by player 2

player 1:FUCKING NUB STICK!!!

player 2:hehe (continues camping)

2.player blue beat down by player red

red:omfg u had the effing sword u nub stick!

blue: damn.....

3.player X beat down by player Y

player Z (onlooking): HA u just got nub sticked!!

by mah shadow December 25, 2008

dans nub

The genetalia of a man you know is lacking in the downstairs department. Therefore it is a nub.

When he pulled down his pants, i knew it was a dans nub.

by Banana potato March 15, 2015

nub slice

when a person sucks at a specific activity, exceeding the nubness of regular nubs but not suckish enough to be called nub cake. theyre the bastards that un-sheep mobs in wow, but at least they don't pull an entire instance

Lerroy Jenkins = nub cake
dam our tank died cause that nub slice decided to un-sheep that mob, at least we didnt get wiped though

by wow head December 26, 2008

joy nub

the small tracking device located in the middle of some laptop keyboards, used as a small area replacement to a mouse or touchpad.

I love working a joy nub, it is a shame they aren't standard equipment on more laptops these days...

by Low G Man April 15, 2007

Spamming Nub

A spamming nub is someone who consistently posts worthless chain mail everywhere on the internet possible, posts the same message over and over again, like qwerty or this sucks mostly on something or to someone that they find to be rubbish.

My dad almost caught me being a spamming nub posting " post this comment on 3 other youtube videoz in less than 2 minitz and tomorow will be teh best day evar omg omg omg omg but if u dont repost you will diezor omg omg lololololol hax hax hax" on a YouTube video.

by BlittleMcNilsen October 21, 2009

nub ratio

calculated by taking length of the amputated limb and dividing that number by the average length of similar amputees. A person who only lost a foot would have a relatively high nub ratio compared to someone who lost a leg at the hip.

"Baby, to be honest..I don't know if I would still love you if you lost an arm...maybe if it was below the elbow and you always kept the prosthetic on. I know its shallow but I need at least a 60% nub ratio."

"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.

by thenubstopshere December 21, 2008

Gerping Nub

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.

Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."

by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020