Myspace 

1. A social networking website that was popular in the early 2000's

2. Now, it's a website that's dead or in some people's opinions, barely alive

3. The butt of some online jokes

Facebook: What's on your mind?
Twitter: What's happening?
Myspace: Where did everybody go???

Myspace by somebody//AWESOME August 8, 2011

myspace 

the greatest place on earth.
Everyone is on myspace. Over 90 million people. It is not just teenagers. Go ahead, get addicted.

If you don't get a myspace page, you'll never be in my Top 8.

myspace by cuzimaboss September 11, 2006

myspace 

The most addictive website ever created. Really don't sign up. You will be addicted forever. You feel the need to go on it 24/7 and you will spend hours making your profile look nice only to become bored with it the next day and do it all again.
You will spend hours taking photos of yourself that you do not like and will take 394759020375659202011850725284950 until you take one that you like. Then you upload it and beg people to comment it.
You will be stalked by people you met for 5 minutes at a nightclub and you will date people you will probably never get to meet.

ITS BRILLIANT!!!

"Comment my new myspace picture and I'll love you forever! :)"

myspace by twigggyy January 29, 2007

myspace 

An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On myspace, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having myspace accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.

"Yo man, we are having a myspace party tonight, you down?"
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."

"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on myspace!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."

"I have 43 myspace friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."

myspace by Jamesthe3rd June 21, 2006

Myspace 

Mabye the most crappiest site to be invented.And still populated with teenagers,8 year olds,rapists,stalkers,sex offenders,rappers,rockstars,n00bs,and emos.These pepole who use it need to get a friggin life and go to miniclip.

Wheres myspace?yeah you got me,UP MY ASS!

Myspace by kkkhater56 October 4, 2007

myspace 

One of the many pioneering websites such as yahoo and youtube in terms of how it connected people all over the world to share information of all sorts with one another. Myspace in particular is a website in which people connect to make friends and socialize. It can be easily accessed and used during people's leisure time to contact friends and family for gatherings and social events.

Myspace is a great place to be anonymous yet make tons of friends and have fun!

myspace by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007

Myspace 

A cult where whiny emo kids and E-Whores gather, discuss the latest emo fashions, post pictures of cutting their wrists and then compete for whoever gets the most comments.

In real life he has no friends but on myspace he has 3914314343423423423423 friends and a girlfriend.

Myspace by gbrd January 6, 2008