Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

O gawd my ass

That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.

O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

by Angelcormier March 9, 2019