When you’re in a bad situation.
So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.
by joewal June 21, 2022
Get the my ass in my handsmug. by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022
Get the apple up my assmug. when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.
by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017
Get the jiminy crickets my assmug. An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.
Generally standing behind the person working.
Generally standing behind the person working.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017
Get the checking out my assmug. by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017
Get the O gawd my assmug. An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007
Get the fuck face my assmug. by Angelcormier March 9, 2019
Get the eat my ass o’clockmug.