Muscle Bike

Muscle bike or Musclebike are kids 20" bicycles or 16" front wheel styled after Dragster's & Muscle Car's from the mid 60's to early 70's. Bananna seat & sissy bar for bucket seat & roll bar, rear slick,, sginal light's, console shifter, even some with wheelie bar.

Raleigh Chopper is a Muscle Bike with a chopped front fork & 16" wheel, not Chopper with an extended front fork. You can not properly define a motercycle as a muscle bike. A muscle bike is not a low rider.

by David Gagnon March 20, 2008

muscle car

A muscle car fast as balls in a straight line, worthless on a track, such as in an actual race.

Muscle car driver: What's handling again?

by Jackmehoffer April 28, 2006

Milk Muscles

Another names for tits.

"Look at the milk muscles on that chickenhead.

by Kohli85 April 7, 2005

muscle car

bad handling, under-engineered, over powered, polluting, unreliable, piece of over-rated american crap

delusional american number 1: yeehoo bob! were goin' faster than a scalded hog, in mah here noo muscle car!
delusional american number 2:gee whizz bob, we sure are, but i never, whats that!?
delusional american number 1: i believe thats a corner bob, oh no were gonna die!!

by laughingatamericans June 27, 2010

muscle car

A performance car that's very different from a sports car. Louder engines with deeper bass, engines from V8 and V10, bolder designs, more naturally performanced, and are classics. However, they're a piece of junk compared to sports cars because they have shitty handling since they're made for drags only and no circuits, heavy as hell from their frames and engines, boring designs, and in the shop more often than on the road. They're also American made cars, while sports cars are American made, Asian made, and European made.

Muscle Car owner: You my car broke down twice and costed me 2 grand to fix it.

Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.

by Todd Windmill November 4, 2012

Liam’s muscles

Liam WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST muscles you’ve ever seen girls can’t take there eyes off them he is a chick magnet. One year he will have no muscles at all then a few years late He will work out like mad.

2019 girl : omg liam has no muscles.
2022 girl : damn liams so hot and his ripped!!!
Liam’s muscles. Liam has no muscle then is ripped

by Big brain kid 69 March 4, 2022

Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010