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Mung

Another word for Smegma or dick cheese. Mung is the crusty stuff that appears around your dick tip after you bust a nut and don't clean it.
Dude, I was running out of food, but I realized I can just eat my mung.
by munglord69 May 5, 2019
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Munge

Maiden has a very nice munge. You heard it on sugarbear snaps first.
That's a good munge you have.
by Mungey man November 17, 2020
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mung bullet

Placenta and/or afterbirth that is squeezed out of a new mother's body immediately after giving birth.
Man, you should have seen the mung bullet that flew out of that lady when the doctor started squeezing on her stomach. It looked like a horror film.
by Burtimus G March 10, 2022
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The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.
by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022
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mung

A game similar to tag which the person tags another person and the person is "it". Mung is different that it played amongst boys and the tagging is done by touching the crotch of the person. The person that got tagged in the crotch is munged. All the other players must then much protect their crotch by having their hands over their crotch and the munged have to wait till someone lets their guard down and in striking distance to mung them. Sometimes the tag in the crotch is not just a simple tag. It can be a hard pull. A game of mung can go on for days as long as that munged person is "it".

The term mung means to pull in Cantonese or hoisan, hoiping dialects. No one is sure where the game originated from but it most likely came from the Ping Yuen projects of San Francisco's Chinatown since many young residents of the Ping Yuen projects were playing it.
Hey here comes Ed Yee walking down the street and he has the mung...quick protect your crotches!

where are you going on New Year's Eve?

I'm going to Broadway and Grant to mung.
by dahulkerman March 27, 2017
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mung

by dr scilly July 5, 2021
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Mung

verb
1) To deliberately get very intoxicated, especially through heavy drinking or drug use

adjective
2) Extremely intoxicated or wasted.

noun
3) Someone who is dimwitted or just a bit of a fuckwit.
"Fuck, I'm so keen to get on the Mung tonight when Sam gets here"

"Bro last night I got soooo Munged out on Ket"

"That cunt is such a Mung/Munger/Munglord"
by CiggieGrub August 27, 2025
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