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model banger

A pejorative term for people who look down on other people that most would find beautiful and/or are objectively so, due mostly to narcissistic insecurities and an immature, unrealistic concept of beauty.

Usually the model banger is average looking but, nonetheless, with a higher standard for the beauty of others than for their own.

Altough most
_Adam rejected that pornstar who approached him at the party because he didn't like the slight bump on her nose, then tried to approach her when she was with another guy after he got jealous for watching them dancing and kissing.
_And what did she do?.
_She told the other guy what Adam said about her nose, then they both laughed at him and called him a model banger loser.
by Granudisimo May 31, 2018
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Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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OSI Model

PDNTSPA or The OSI Model.

Physical
Datalink
Network
Transport
Session
Presentation
Application

The 7 Networking Layers.

Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson
How to remind this OSI Model? Try to remind some of the following sentences:
Pimps Do Need To Slap Prostitutes Around
People Do Need To Slap Pamela Anderson

Or In Reverse
American Pussy Seems To Need Deeper Penetration
All Porn Seems To Need Double Penetration
by HazeFace October 9, 2018
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Model thicc

When a girl you think is thicc goes on to the next level, model thicc. This term has been used by Kanye West in a song. Basically she so thicc she could be a model.
"omg dude is Amy"
"bow hello, she looking model thicc"
by Jabari T. October 29, 2018
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Model

What is a model? Valeria
by nononononame January 31, 2019
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Spinsta Model

A person who goes to spin class for the sole purpose of creating Instagram content of themselves.
“Yo, you hear about Maddy? She’s gone full spinsta model.”
by The Euphonium King March 17, 2019
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Ethical model

A person not only encourages others to respect their own bodies and to love themselves by sharing their stories or using their platforms, but also consciously models for ethical fashion brands that help people, the environment, and animals.
My mission as an ethical model is to support the worldwide ethical fashion movement and women empowerment.
by Kiko H June 27, 2019
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