by old and wise man October 11, 2022
Get the redus mintal mug.A rare and highly specific visual hallucination in which the affected individual perceives miniature frogs hopping about in their surroundings. Often reported in moments of extreme exhaustion, stress, or after consuming questionable gas station sushi.
"Doc, I swear I’m not crazy, but I think that expired tequila gave me a raging case of ranunculopsia minuta—there’s a tiny frog in my sock, and the little bastard just winked at me."
Emma: "So we’re in the middle of this crowded café, right? And out of nowhere, Ben slams his coffee down, points at an empty chair, and goes, ‘Listen here, Sir Hops-a-Lot, you can’t just dismiss the socioeconomic implications of sentient breadsticks in a post-capitalist otter commune!’"
Jason: "Yeah, that’s full-blown ranunculopsia minuta. Either that or he’s been huffing too many philosophy podcasts again."
Though there is no known cure for Ranunculopsia Minuta, researchers have found that symptoms often subside after proper hydration, a full night’s sleep, or the realization that the frog is charging rent for emotional support. In severe cases, doctors recommend gently informing the hallucinated frog that it is, in fact, not real—though one subject reported that his frog simply replied, "That's what you think."
Emma: "So we’re in the middle of this crowded café, right? And out of nowhere, Ben slams his coffee down, points at an empty chair, and goes, ‘Listen here, Sir Hops-a-Lot, you can’t just dismiss the socioeconomic implications of sentient breadsticks in a post-capitalist otter commune!’"
Jason: "Yeah, that’s full-blown ranunculopsia minuta. Either that or he’s been huffing too many philosophy podcasts again."
Though there is no known cure for Ranunculopsia Minuta, researchers have found that symptoms often subside after proper hydration, a full night’s sleep, or the realization that the frog is charging rent for emotional support. In severe cases, doctors recommend gently informing the hallucinated frog that it is, in fact, not real—though one subject reported that his frog simply replied, "That's what you think."
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by I think you could guess who November 7, 2013
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Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind
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Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.
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Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
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Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
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