Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011

Mikey Vee

The absolute bomb. Mikey Vee is the legend with the sick beats. You need Mikey Vee to spark up a party.

MIKEY FKN VEEEEE!
Mikey Vee is awesomeees

by RushiKan1999 June 6, 2018

Mikey

Somebody who won't shut up

This guy is such a Mikey

by ethan #1 April 22, 2022

Mikey

He a bitch and always digging his nail in ppl weird ass hell emo black like 5'10

thats that nigga mikey look at them claws on his hands and feet bro!!

by K ball March 29, 2022

Mikey Meetup

A group of strange weirdos, plural of the noun Mikey (a weirdo)

- Invented by Max Dudson, Auckland

I'm not going to the staff party, its gonna be a Mikey Meetup.

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Mikey

Mikey, has a lot of “enemies” but goes around nonchalant. Mikey can be the best boyfriend you will ever have, but if you cross him he will fuck your bestfriend. 1 last thing don’t argue with Mikey he will talk about you dead peoples.

Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?

Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.

Damn Mikey really getting off right now!

by DaRealG3t0ff November 22, 2021