Gay Midget

My boyfriend

My boyfriend is a gay midget

by Random.chick June 8, 2018

midget tits

A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.

Wow, look at midget tits. I cant believe she is not falling over right now.

by UMLSTG December 19, 2006

MIDGET MAFIA

Da' Midget Mafia resydes rite outa' da P-Town PRojeCtS nukkaa.. deez gangstas down ta cap any o' ya'll who ova 5'7"(betta recanizeee) --they r known ta be da baddest most dangerous mafia known to mankind
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MM4L

tha midget mafia once wiped out an entire population of people over 5'7" in Lehighton, Pennsylvania

by V4L October 22, 2006

midget rumbler

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.

yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)

by sam Bryant October 16, 2007

Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.

John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.

by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010

monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations

I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket

by Madpants April 13, 2011